WOW!!! We Got Lots of News!!!

First, we are very sorry we have not written here in such a very long time. Our lady human is a total computer hog, and we hardly ever get a chance to write lately!

But that's okay. She's been very, very busy training for something called a marathon with some group of humans called Team in Training. She's going to walk a whole lot to raise money for people with leukemia, lymphoma, myeloma and other blood cancers. So, we'll let her hog up the computer for a little while longer so she can get finished with the raising money part of it. If you want to help out, every little bit helps! 5 dollar things go a long way, and you can help her by going to this web page:
http://tinyurl.com/crawlcarolcrawl

Okay, now for our BIG NEWS!!! We don't get locked up in kitty jail anymore when our lady human goes outside to the work place!!! She even let us not be locked up over a whole night once!!! We still get locked up in kitty jail for a time out when we're acting like psycho kitties, or when she takes out the big red monster thing and does other cleaning stuff so we don't get in the way or try to help. But that's only for a little while most times, which is okay. She was really scared to leave us all by ourselves the first few times. She was really worried that we'd do something and hurt ourselves. Silly human! All we do is SLEEP!

Our other BIG NEWS is... Gateway's been sleeping on the BIG BED with our lady human for the past few nights!!! She is really, really happy about this, because he never, ever did it before all this time since she adopted us almost a year ago! He always slept in his kitty bed on the floor next to the BIG BED. One night he even slept the whole entire night in the BIG BED! (Note from Tigger: I just hope he doesn't start sleeping on her lap next - that's MY sleeping place!)

Hopefully we'll have more BIG NEWS soon!

We're Still Here!

Wow! It's been a really, really, REALLY long time since we wrote anything here! Our lady human's been hogging up the computer a LOT!

But, she's also been taking lots and lots of pictures of us, which should be showing up here, too. So, at least you get to see those and our tweets on the Twitter place even if we don't get here to write much lately.

Lots has been happening! This week, Tigger will be a whole year old! Can you believe it? Our lady human killed the big monster thing by trying to make it eat the stringy stuff on the edge of the rug. We thought we were safe at last, but then she got a BIG RED monster thing that eats up even MORE stuff!

The best part, though is that she got new bed covers and something called a new futon mattress. The new covers make this really cool WHOOSH! noise like a cat toy when you play on them, and the new mattress thing makes the big bed extra soft and bouncy - the better for us to play on!

We've also been trying all sorts of new and yummy treats, thanks to our friends at the R and T Pet Supply store that our lady goes to. We'll write more about them another time, but we are getting very, very spoiled here!

Our Lady Made More Videos of Us!!!

Our lady got a new human toy called a catberry, and she made more videos of us and put them on that YouTube place!

And, in other news, Tigger's not scared of the scary monster! Nope, he was really brave and stayed out in the big room while it went VROOM! VROOM! VROOM! all over the place and didn't run away until it got *this close*! It didn't suck him up, but it ate all our treat crumbs that we were saving for later!

WOW! Exciting News! We're Being Entered in a Contest!

Our lady human is entering pictures of us in the WeTV Picture Perfect Pet Contest! She can only upload one picture a day, and they have to be approved by the contest humans before we can be voted on, but we could win $5,000!!! That's a lot of food and toys for us!!!

We are going to make very, very sure that she posts the voting links where you can rate our pictures all the way from "Cute" to "Too Cute". (Of course, everybody knows we are just "Too Cute"!) She says that the links will be in that Twitter section on the right side of this place.

Oh, we are so excited!!! We are going to be very famous celebkitties!!! YAY!!!

(Note from Gateway: Tigger's just a bit enthusiastic about all of this and it's going to his head in a big way!)

There's a Monster in the House!!!

Yup, you read that right! There's a big, scary monster in the house! We saw it with our own four eyes!

It's almost as big as our lady human, and it makes this really loud "VROOM! VROOM!" noise! It has a really big mouth that eats up everything that gets in its way! It ate up all the leftover bits of our treats that we were saving for a rainy day, all of the yummy little crumbs from our lady's food, and it can even eat our toys!!! Oh, and it's got this really long suck-up thing on its back that can suck up a little green mousie in no time flat!

Usually, our lady human puts us in Kitty Jail when the monster comes out to feed. I guess that's so we don't get eaten like the mousie toy. It lives in the room next to the food room and it spends more time sleeping than we do. It's not too scary when it's sleeping, but when it starts making that "VROOM! VROOM!" noise, watch out! We got close enough to it the other day while it was sleeping to read its name, at least that's what we think those word things were. It says "EUREKA: The BOSS". We think that means it's the boss monster, which makes us wonder if there are other monsters hiding here. It's not our lady human's boss, because she isn't scared of it, and we even saw her open up its belly! Maybe it's not the boss of anything, but it still is scary!